MONDAYS are no longer Mundane…..
Hi and welcome to Eloquence – The Public Speaking Club’s edition of HR Questionnaire
With the CVs locked in and applications round the corner, the club has come with an awesome book – “How to answer (not) the HR questions”. Here is an excerpt from the upcoming book:
HR: Tell me something that’s not in your resume.
U: I’m BATMAN…
U: I believe RAJNI is GOD (This might get you a job!!!)
HR: What is your greatest strength?
U: I know my weakness
HR: Great, what is your greatest weakness?
U: I don’t know my strengths
HR: How are you at solving conflict situations?
U: Very good, I have been in a relationship for 6 years
HR: Which functional division would you prefer?
U: I prefer whatever division you would like me to work in. I’m very flexible and flexibility is driven by the ability to get the job.
HR: Why should we hire you?
U: If you don’t hire me, it would prove that the company’s management is incompetent
HR: Describe yourself in one sentence
U: I am dedicated, passionate, kind, warming, honest, awesome, super, chaotic, fun, entertaining, spaztastic, cool, insane, terrific, confusing, wonderful, crazy, beautiful, pure, marvelous independent, loving, bad, sweet, helpful, bewildered, different, amusing, killer, adventurous, difficult, hilarious, unique, sarcastic, smart, dull, argumentative, funny, artistic, amazing, dazzling, pretty, remarkable, plaid, trustworthy , perfect, respectful , patient, daring, unbelievable, quiet, intelligent, appreciated, shy, loud, brilliant, giving, selfless, loyal, and lastly random.
(You might have to point out that it was one sentence to the HR personnel)
The book will be out shortly, so make sure to follow us. For more insight full answers and help regarding tackling your interviews, join us in our regular sessions.
P.S: HR Questionnaires are very important, so please do spend a significant time on it.